My kingdom for a wolf tank

It would be a totally worthy trade. The good people at Urban Outfitters have added this brilliant piece to their offering:

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Source: www.urbanoutfitters.com

I think it's a pretty worthy opponent for the famous Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. (Read the product description on Amazon. Truly genius) Urban Outfitters' wolf tank's mystical powers would include: looking stylish in the face of danger, fitting 100 pairs of shoes neatly into a tiny closet and wrangling cheap rent from the landlord by batting fluffy eyelashes in order to secure funds to buy even more shoes.