The answer: it's not. That riddle is clearly the result of the muddled musings of a drug-addled writer. The more pressing question is how is the Miu Miu FW11 collection like the Beastie Boys?
If you thought, same answer, crazy, you'd be wrong. Allow me to enlighten you.
The Beastie Boys like to dress up,
and Miu Miu is all about dress up.
Miu Miu's collection is inspired by WWII-era ladylike stylings.
The Beastie Boys Hey Ladies video is inspired by 1970s funky lady stylings.
I'll admit my comparisons have been tenuous so far, but this exhibit is the irrefutable clincher. The exhibit to end all exhibits. In these three key looks:
Mrs. Prada is clearly channeling Ad Rock.
My case? Consider it rested.