Why is a raven like a writing desk?

The answer: it's not. That riddle is clearly the result of the muddled musings of a drug-addled writer. The more pressing question is how is the Miu Miu FW11 collection like the Beastie Boys?

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If you thought, same answer, crazy, you'd be wrong. Allow me to enlighten you.

Exhibit A

The Beastie Boys like to dress up,

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and Miu Miu is all about dress up.

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Exhibit B

Miu Miu's collection is inspired by WWII-era ladylike stylings.

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The Beastie Boys Hey Ladies video is inspired by 1970s funky lady stylings.

Exhibit C

I'll admit my comparisons have been tenuous so far, but this exhibit is the irrefutable clincher. The exhibit to end all exhibits. In these three key looks:

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Mrs. Prada is clearly channeling Ad Rock.

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My case? Consider it rested.