Expectation versus reality

When Zac Posen replaced Michael Kors as a judge on Project Runway, I discovered a chilling fact: Zac Posen isn't an American designer who hails from mysterious, maybe royal, European origins, and probably has a really charming accent. He's an American designer who hails from America and has a really boring, nasally American accent which he (unsuccessfully) tries to jazz up by using words like "melange." My reality? Shattered for the second time.

The first time was when I discovered that although David Beckham looks like this:

and this:

He sounds like this:


I guess it's only fair to the rest of us mere mortals that someone so devastatingly handsome could sound like a weasley, granted very sweet, teenage boy.